i heart urbandictionary

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today’s internet awesomeness is brought to you by urbandictionary.com

Urban Dictionary, January 21  Horizontal Peeing

and, must have web gadget – Webpage Screenshot (http://www.webpagescreenshot.info/). It’s how I snagged the screenshot up there of urbandictionary.com and it has come in handy a time or two for snapping a picture of webbery for promotional whatnots. rated, sure why not, just make sure you don’t download any additional BS with it like that one time I ended up with Jolly Wallet ads or some such nonsense.

I turn to urban dictionary to decipher my teenage children on a regular basis. I have no idea what they’re saying half of the time. It’s also just funny. Horizontal Peeing? “I touched the water!” also, inspiring. A portion of the definition for “ratchet” inspired this cut-up page in Citizens for Decent Literature #5 (WARNING: JUST PLAIN NOT SUITABLE – http://issuu.com/literaryunderground/docs/cfdl5).

RATCHET: Ratchet babies are a rare breed of child raised but the most ratchety ratchets. Such a creature drinks a mixture of Baby Drank and Heroin for nutrients. This habit is started from birth to build up tolerance for the (short) life ahead of him/her. A ratchet laugh is usually high pictched, sometimes to a frequency most people over 40 cannot hear. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ratchet&defid=5415583

Ratchet Babies cut-up from Citizens for Decent Literature #5

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One thought on “i heart urbandictionary

  1. sashaduverlie

    I love the graphics and when I visited the magazine I think the format is so cool! I love the combination of texures and collage is a great medium to use for online images. Horizontal peeing?? Who knew. I have heard my own teen use the term “ratchet” but now I am more sure of its meaning…Great and creative post.

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